DORMANT
BADDIE™

THE BADDIE CHECK-IN

The baddie is dormant.
Not deceased.

Seven questions. Under two minutes. Find out which kind of dormant baddie you are currently operating as.

Mine was mildly insulting and completely accurate.

STILL
IN THERE
7 Q'S
2 MIN
3AM CEILING✦2PM FLOOR✦HAIR & SKIN FREELANCING✦ZERO NONSENSE
A confident woman in a lime green outfit against a bright orange and lime wall
SHE
NEVER
LEFT

NOT A COMEBACK.
A REINTRODUCTION.

DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
01

My body wakes at 3am fully alert like it has somewhere to be.

02

My hair is growing everywhere except where I asked it to.

03

I walked into this room with a purpose and that purpose has left the building.

04

My thermostat is a negotiation now and I am losing.

HOW IT WORKS

Less “what is wrong with me?” More “oh, there she is.”

  1. 01Answer seven suspiciously specific questions.
  2. 02Get your baddie type and the pattern behind it.
  3. 03Receive your result and a short reset guide by email.